Ohhhh, you’re not that far off. I grew up in California, I moved up here for college.
AND WHAT A WONDERFUL CHOICE THAT WAS
Best state, and I’m prepared to fight anyone who says different.
I mean, like, we have… rain. And Starbucks. Do other states have rain and Starbucks? HELL NO. Q.E.D.
When I moved up here I was a hydrophobe who didn’t drink coffee. I still don’t drink coffee but at least I don’t cry when it rains anymore.
Wait do you live in Washington now??
BECAUSE OREGON HAS RAIN AND STARBUCKS
DO U WANNA FUCKIN GO WASHINGTON
We’LL BEAT YOU UP WITH OUR BEAUTIFUL SCENIC COAST AND NAKED BIKE RIDES
YOU KNOW WHAT
HAVING BEEN TO OREGON I WILL ADMIT THAT YOU GUYS ARE A CLOSE SECOND
BUT OUR NAME IS LONGER SO WE WIN
WOLVES ARE FINALLY COMING BACK TO MT. HOOD AND WE HAVE MT. ST. HELENS WHICH IS FAMOUS
BUT I DO LIKE WASHINGTON
IT IS A BEAUTIFUL PLACE AND MORE LIKE PORTLAND THAN THE REST OF OREGON IS
TRUCE? FELLOW PACIFIC NORTHWEST-ER
You know what I am prepared to accept a truce
Portland especially is super nice it’s got really nice food and stuff whereas most of Washington it’s just seafood
i mean like seriously seafood
it comes from the sea
that is an aberration that will not be borne
MT. ST. HELENS IS IN FUCKING WASHINGTON IT’S NOT IN OREGON DO YOU WANNA GO I WILL FUCKING TEAR YOU APART BECAUSE MY PARENTS MET ON THE FIVE YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF ITS ERUPTION AND THEN THEY MOVED TO SEATTLE AND DAD GOT MOM A RING WITH ONE OF THE STONES FROM THE VOLCANO FIRED SO THAT IT LOOKS LIKE AN EMERALD ARE YOU TRYING TO COME BETWEEN MY PARENTS’ DESTINED LOVE IN THE BEST STATE IN THE COUNTRY BECAUSE I WILL FUCKING END YOU MAKE NO MISTAKE
the marauders visiting remus’ house and discovering some muggle appliances his mum likes to use even though its not necessary with her husband
remus showing them how they work and explaining how muggles have their own magic, and the boys so amazed and dazzled and proud of the muggles
sirius black accidentally shattering the lupin’s blender